Selling: The desire to be held 24/7. Only selling a small portion- enough to allow me to clean up, prepare meals, and sleep. Caution, top dollar only for these snuggles :). High pitched scream thrown in for FREE.
Selling: Passive aggressive behavior. Free- I'll just slip it to you under the table. Super stealthy at pushing my sisters' buttons and making people feel sorry for me (as I have the cutest puppy dog expression in the known world).
Selling: Perfectionism. Must have the correct change. No mistakes can ever be made by me or anyone else around me. I'm super good at grunting.
WANTED: A MOM WITH ALL THE ANSWERS. WILL PAY TOP DOLLAR.
PLEASE NOTE: NOT SELLING MY CHILDREN... just the traits described :)
6 comments:
ahh... not the children! I was getting excited! I like the faces!
too cute suzie...sometimes I wish I could sell certain things about my kids too!!
Love it!!! Great pictures!
huh, would you consider bartering? I have some refusing-to-use-the-potty, whining, complaining, fighting, DVD/toy/book/food/redistribution behaviours that I would LOVE to get rid of! ;)
LOVE your sense of humor, sometimes that is the only way to cope with the craziness of kids, huh? :D You are the BEST!!!!
Super Cute, girls and all!
Thanks for the laugh. I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one!
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