April Fools

I'm skinny.

The orphanages of the world are empty.

Peace is actually on the earth.

I'm fabulously wealthy.

My kids never scream or argue.

I have no grey hair.

I wake up clean, dressed, and ready for the day each morning.

I'm never tired.

The tv show, Lost starts answering my questions instead of posing more and more.

I always sleep through the night.

My kids will never grow bigger.

April Fools.