Cell phone

* Go ahead.... sing the verses in your head... you know you want to! *

Oh where, oh where has my cell phone gone?

Oh where, oh where can it be?

I've looked through the trash,

I've looked through the lawn.

Oh where, oh where could it be?

Did my son find it a new hiding place?

Did my daughter throw it away?

Did they conspire together to make me a mess?

Did they get rid of it so I would play?

PS: On the upside, I did find a cordless phone that we lost when first moved in....